**Warning: These comics are so, so very offensive**

The boyfriend and I area playing through Kingdom Hearts again in honor of the release of 1.5 and newly announced development of the Kingdom Hearts 2.5 HD remake that's coming up in 2014. As anyone who knows me can imagine, I'm getting on his nerves by making references to those Dolan comics that became a delightful little cancer (or should I say cansur) on the Internet back in 2010. This is my favorite one, and I mention it every chance I get:

No, I'm not high, even though the people making these probably are. This is just a glimpse into the horror that is what I'm capable of finding funny, and a solemn warning to the faint of heart reading my blog: I am not normal. My sense of humor is universal. I will  laugh at just about anything---whether it be cheesy, offensive, slapstick, highbrow, lowbrow, or just plain stupid. Anything, that is, but The Big Bang Theory.

I mean...just look at this crap. What is it even trying to do? Is it really even funny?

I...I don't even. Just...

http://thetriforceblade.deviantart.com/art/Kingdom-Hearts-Featuring-Dolan-and-Friends-305377821

WHERE

IS

YOUR

GOD

NOW?

Seriously though, these are just great. I feel like I'm sort of late to the party, but they're still just great.

I know I'm a little late to the party (seriously, most people were probably blogging about the end of this lovely little shitstorm right when it happened), but I'm sure most Americans are semi-happy to hear that our government is no longer shut down. I can't say I'm happy about it, because for some reason that feels like saying Hitler is a good guy because he shot Hitler.

I had to Google, "funny Hitler" to find this.

But at least this incident is over now, and we can all go back to accusing each other's partisan leaders of being the aforementioned Hitler. Also, now I have to go back to using the official pronunciation for "Boehner," so it's a bittersweet victory.

Also, Science has been irreparably damaged. But no one cares. Because Science is wicked and bows to the will of Satan in that it teaches us not to believe in God. And according tthat's exactly what the devil wantso one Supreme Court Justice, that's exactly what the devil wants. He's gotten smarter since video cameras have been invented, you see.

I'm no religion hater (I actually have Pagan leanings, myself), but you've got to admit that it's pretty damn scary to hear a Supreme Court Justice say those things. Antonin Scalia also says that he believes the devil is a "real person," which I know probably isn't what he meant, but now I can't help but imagine the devil as a living human walking the Earth. He's probably dressed in a long black overcoat with  a black cowboy hat and boots with silver spurs. I'll bet he only has one eye, and that he's wearing an eye patch over the gaping hole where the other used to be. There's a cigarette hanging out of his mouth. He's got long brown hair tied back in a low ponytail and a five 'o clock shadow that would put Harrison ford to shame. Also, some sort of gun somewhere on his person, I guess. I don't know guns.

The devil can come visit me anytime he wants.